Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, November 17, 2013

IF

'if' by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!


Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Smells in my Elevator

Dear Reader...
     I have had a few elevator adventures and I am saving those up for another post... but lately I have been making note of the strange and wonderful smells I have experienced in my elevator.  First you should know that I live on the 20th floor and the elevator has a window/glass wall that looks over the city so I get a wonderful view of the street and all kinds of life going on there.  As soon as I moved here last fall, I realized I would be spending a lot of time going up and down to my car, to the street, to the mail box, and other errands.  I began to notice that when there was a smell in the elevator I had plenty of time to think about what it was... at one of my first discerning moments I decided I had to take notes... It was a strange mixture of ...
  • Cheetos and wet stinky dog
     I visualized a guy with a bag of Cheetos who had just walked his dog out in the rain.

The list continues for several more rides, I smell...
  • Tacos
  • Sweaty workout someone
  • Paint
  • Strong perfume - Bad!
    All fairly easy to understand why they would be in an elevator... then this one.
  • A sour Ginger smell
     I was visualizing someone was carrying some kind of sushi, with ginger on it...but somehow it was rotten.

Next came these...
  • Rotten Orange
  • Beer
  • Compost
  • Oddly metallic
     Then my state legalized the private use of small amounts of Marijuana... so
  • Strong smell of Pot! I tried not to second hand smoke any!
Finally I got some fairly nice smells...
  • Flowers
  • Cheeseburgers
  • Nail Polish remover
  • Perfume - good!
Now I am paying attention and taking notes quite often.  Here comes...

  • Gas
  • Yeast - like a bagel
  • Super stinky tennis shoes.
     This brings me up to today... I may continue my list or perhaps realise this is a silly exercise that shows how small my brain actually is, in any case, I do wonder what goes on in the cubicle apartment, life of my fellow renters that so many smells get out to the elevator and beyond.



Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Submit and Score


Ok Now I am doing this little thing on Threadless... a t-shirt company, online. I submit a t-shirt slogan idea daily and then if it gets published, well ~~>> FAME AND FORTUNE!! ,well maybe just Fame.... Here is the one I submitted lately...CLICK HERE, and go see and vote!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

What is she/he saying?

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Monday, January 10, 2011

Mad Men Yourself ~ I did.

I went to Mad Men Yourself and picked out a series of accessories... and ta... da... this was created... see what you come up with.....
It looks like I am having a pretty good time....
Cheers!

Friday, May 21, 2010



We never know where the danger will come from, our idea that we are any sort of control is only an illusion. Each day we live by Grace alone.

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And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Jesus Christ.
Philippians 1:6

God is doing something in you. If the going is tough, keep pressing forward. One way or other, the work He's doing is going to get done, so your cooperation and willingness to play ball will only add to your joy and the end result according to His perfect design. Embrace the journey!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Mr Dizzy Squid ~ Boo Boo Baby Squid ~ Everyday Squid ~ Design your own theme Squid ~ The Pattern


This Plushie was inspired by my daughters drawings... here is what we created...
You can see the full instructions on Cut out and Keep...just click on the images to link to the page.

Ta Da! hug and enjoy with no fear of ink!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Bug Storm ~ and other adventures on the Road.

Bug Storm ~ and other adventures on the Road.

Many of you may know that I have been going on "road trips" this summer to visit the local colleges and universities in our area that my teen may want to attend fall 09. They do these tours, and we visit the classrooms and dorms, it is really neat way to help make a decision.
This was our last trip, and we were on a six hour drive in Eastern Washington, about dusk. When there arose such a splatter! I couldn't believe what we were seeing, splat! Splat! SPLAT!!!. It was a Bug Storm! It contained all sorts of bugs, locus, ladybug, flies, mayflies, and other really juicy ones!
My car has a kind of grimace, after having to endure it!

One large one still left stuck on after 300 more miles................ It got so thick that there was just a small place for me to see out of the window, and I had to constantly use the window cleaner to keep that area clean.
Ladybugs too!.................... They were so thick, it looked like a snowstorm.
Well ... it lasted about 5 minutes and when we arrived at the hotel later that night, there were about 50 still attached to the grill, too bad I didn't take a photo of that! These photos are from the next day when we got home 300 miles later, so alot blew off already.
I also let my teen drive, through the mountians, but that is another adventure, that the description is better left for another day!

Monday, June 2, 2008

Just So terryann !...


I had to think of something quick! I was signing up for a blog. I was not prepared to just use my first name again. However, I couldn’t come up with some wildly creative tag that would allow it to come up on every blog search and be so “on the mind” of everyone that it would be natural for them to just fall into my blog. I did want to use this space for my shops and yet I also want to use this as an open diary of sorts. I wanted to share a few mostly public happenings and events, as well as how amazingly I find myself being blessed in every situation. What first sprang to mind was Just terryann, that didn’t quite carry me. I then had a bit of a brain blank, bubble, or maybe a seizure… no idea! …. I thought, I thought some more, I delayed, I watched Dr. Phil. I had tea and cookies, and then I went and got the mail. All very exciting activates to say the least. Some where in there I remembered a kids show called “that’s so Raven”, I also remember someone telling me how when something is right it is “Just So”. It caught my attention; I hope it catches yours also. Sometimes my blog will be “Just so” or right. Then other times it will be “just so Terryann” or so much like me.

Monday, May 12, 2008

You need to know this... stuff!


PART 2
11 ~ Proverbs…a really good read and not just stories!

12~ Pepto-Bismol is good for a lot!
13~ Yogurt every morning
14~ occasional glass of wine with dinner
15~ remember to eat your oatmeal!
16~ Eat your fruits and veggies!
17~ Chocolate, dark, only just a little.
18~ Hang your keys by the door.
19~ Keep a calendar and keep it current.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Weather worries, weird, wonders, and other funny stuff

I have been hearing so much about the weather lately, there used to be a joke...

Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Now I hear we all think we can do something about it.... perhaps...

Here in the northwest we have wonderful weather... if you are a duck.

Let's see, it has been raining off and on, mostly on... for 4 days now... and this morning the weather man said, 4 more days of rain, followed by "perhaps some low land snow". That is me! Last Saturday it got to 60!.... what a wonder! This photo is of the ferry that takes me home, the waves broke right over the bow, it pushed the motorcycles and any thing else not tied down into the cars parked behind. Everyone got wet, and seasick, I love it here. The following is a short list from a famous wise cracker... about living here. We like it anyway!

THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST according To Jeff Foxworthy


1. You know the state flower (Mildew).


2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.


3 Use the statement 'sun break' and know what it means.


4 You know more than ten ways to order coffee.


5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.


6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.


7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the 'WALK' signal.


8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's not a real mountain.


9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Tully's.


10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon.


11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon,Yakima and Willamette.


12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.


13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.


14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working eight-hour days.


15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.


16. You are not fazed by 'Today's forecast: showers followed by rain,' and 'Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers.'


17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.


18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.


19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.


20. You notice, 'The mountain is out' when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.


21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.


22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.


23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.


24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.


25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time.


26. You measure distance in hours.


27. You often switch from 'heat' to 'a/c' in the same day. If you have air!!!


28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.


29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, winter, StillRaining (spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season (Fall).


30. You actually understood these jokes, because you live here too.